學會做三件事

人一輩子有"三天 "，即昨天、今天、明天。
昨天與今天之間有扇後門，今天與明天之間有扇前門。
這"三天" 中"今天 "最重要。
過去的事情就讓它過去吧，
明天的事情等來了再說吧，
最要緊的是做好今天的事情。
要想過好今天，要學會做三件事。

第一是 "會關門"。
把通往昨天的後門和通往明天的前門都關緊了，
人一下子就輕鬆了。

第二是"會計算"。
要學會計算幸福。
有的人本子上記的全是困難和問題，
從來沒有記過幸福。
有些人對自己做對的事情一件也沒記住，
對自己做錯的事情記得特別牢，
徒增了許多煩惱。

第三是"會放棄" 。
請牢記："先舍後得，舍了才會得，舍了一定會得"。

The blog....

long time not log in blogger dy.... seems finish dpli course....means dat no need 2 write something on it..... i attend de 2rd phase of MBI courses last week.one of the task dat had been given was create the blog n wrote something in the blog. dat y i'm here now....

迟到。。。。。。

为什么人喜欢迟到？

为什么人不喜欢早到？

为什么迟到这字眼总是普遍过早到？

在我的人生字典里，

迟到是能免则免。

但有些人却当迟到是种美德，

不但追崇，还受用一生。

从不知等待着的人，

心里有多么的难受。

我已度过千多个等人的日子，

不想再等了，

只因，等人的心，

。累了。

。。倦了。。

。。。死了。。。

\\\火大///

今天

做了件吃力不讨好的事

越想就越火大

我相信

这个世界上是有报应的

只是还没到适当的时间

让我兑现罢了

"-"...sUpErbOwL..."-"

We hav been asked 2 had n practise of bowling on kajang point. For wat, I don know.....maybe got competition or wat gua...but I don think practise 2 time can masuk pertandingan lorrrr....

Neway, its juz my opinion... no need 2 peduli... maybe other people don think like dat....

It involve many groups...almost half of de dpli students are at dere....

So, in order to avoid any inconvenience, so we "terpaksa" took de picture wt bowling as an evidence...

^0^---室友@邻居---^0^

虽然刚认识不久，
但一堆"ngam keng"女子聚一起，
哈哈哈，真是不敢想象。。。。
走进我们的blok，
就可听到我们响亮的笑声！！！
其实，我们也只是苦中作乐。。。
唉，有口难言。。。
总而言之，命苦。。。
但因为有她们的陪伴，我才有勇气继续开拓这条"不归路"...........

\\\wOndErfUl lEh///

hehehe.....never seen dis kind of biscuit lehhhh......so beautiful until heavy hearted to eat it!!!!

.......hahahaha......

一年级小朋友的作文，吐死无数老师> > > 星期一到了……小英在交完作业後，中午马上被老师叫去罚站，附加念500遍「我以後不> 敢编谎话欺骗老师了」。why？何这名老师要残忍的对待这名柔弱的小学生？我们来瞧瞧她的作文是怎麽写的……

星期日,　今天是礼拜日，虽然昨天去海洋公园玩到晚上11:00多，可是今天我们起了个大早，就到海洋公园旁边的太平山去摘水果，因为奶奶跟爷爷就住在太平山. 我们到了太平山下後，就鞋子脱了开始爬山，大约1分钟就到山顶了。山顶上的空气很好，爷爷带我们去他的果园.哇……爷爷的果园好大，种了好多果树，有西瓜树、草莓树、菠萝树……因为我太小了爬不上树，爷爷就爬上西瓜树，摘了一颗最大的西瓜丢给爸爸，爸爸用一只手就接起来了！果园还有很多长在地上的水果，像苹果、梨子、椰子等等……爷爷摘了一些椰子，用手把椰子皮剥掉，去籽，然後分给每个人吃。椰子好好吃喔！我吃了20几个。表弟还拿椰子丢我的脸，痛死了！吃完了水果大餐，我们到太平山旁边的喜玛拉雅山去玩，听老师说喜玛拉雅山是> 世界上最高的山。果然老师没有骗我们，我跟表弟爬呀爬，大概爬了2分钟才到山顶，我热死了. 後来我们还是觉得很热，就到山顶泡温泉。好冰凉的温泉哦～喜玛拉雅山真是个好地方。後来表弟问我有没有钱，他看到山顶附近有卖麦当劳。死表弟，每次都跟我借钱！我们还在买的时候，听到妈妈在太平山那里喊我们回家，只好依依不舍的走了太平山跟喜玛拉雅山真是个好玩的地方，我以後还要叫爸爸、妈妈带我们来玩。爸爸说如果这次考试，我第一名，这个星期日，他还要带我去东京、北京、南京去玩，我最想去西京，因为我表妹就住在西京。她说其实课本是骗人的，西京有比喜玛拉雅山更高的山，大概要爬3分钟，上面还有很大的夜市跟儿童乐园，还有清澈的小溪。我一定要好好用功然後叫爸爸带我去这些地方玩。

导师评语：内容矛盾百出　极尽夸大之能事不知所云　乃本人教书20馀年来所未曾见......

>>HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE CHINESE?

1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons)

2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

3. You keep a thermos of hot water available at all times.

4. You save grocery bags, tin foil and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.

5. You hate to waste food:

a) Even if you are totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. Your mum will give a lecture abut starving kids in Africa .

b) You have tupperware in your fridge with three bites of riceor one leftover chicken wing. 6. You don't own real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers and jam jars.

7. You have a collection of minature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hotwater you eat everytime you go to a restaurant.

9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.

10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.

11. You fight (verbally) over who pays the dinner bill.

12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.

13. If you're under 20, you own a really expensive walkman. If you're over 20, you own a very expensive camera.

14. You're a wok user.

15. You only make long distance calls after 7 p.m.

16. You prefer your shrimps with heads and legs still attached - it means they are fresh.

17. You never call your parents just to say hi.

18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you have eaten, even if it is midnight.

19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked foods because they are heaty ('yeet hay' in Cantonese).

20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.

21. You always cook too much.

22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. 23. You starve yourself before going to 'all you can eat' buffet.

24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.

25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.

26. Your tooth-paste tubes are squeezed paper-thin.

27. You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and forks of the airline that you fly on size=-1> and put in your travel bag as souvenirs.

28. You never forget to take with you all the unused bath and facial tissues when you check out from the hotel because you believe that you have paid it all.

29. You will laugh at ypurself when you read all of them 30. And you will always be proud because you are Chinese. If you are laughing, you should be proud being one.

busy......

busy...busy....very busy......
so...so...so... many assignment......
finish dis....continue dat.......
no...no...no...rest.....
until I sick......
but.....
still need to continue....
even sick.....
ai.........
nearly die iao........

^-^找一个懂你的人^-^

\\\ mY fRiEnd ///

8th of March is "women day", also her birthday. She born on this special day, so that I wan pura-pura not remember her birthday also very hard....heheheh...
She is my coursemate in UMT. First year, she became my roomate in hostel together with another 2 indian girls. For the second and third year, she became my housemate and my "personal driver"........
I thought that is the end among us....tak sangka still become cousemate and roomate in UKM. aiiiiiiii....dat's de fate......
Actually we are different kind of people...got a lot of difference in many things...for example, she like to taste new things; I hate it....she like to do things slow and staedy; I hate it....she like to force me eating something; I very hate it....She like to as others opinion for one decision; I hate it....she can sleep anywhere; I hate it....BUT, WE ARE BEST FRIENDS FOR AROUND 4 YEARS LIAO....
Y ??? She is the one helping me when I'm in trouble; she is the one waiting me when I walk slowly; she is the one believe that our friendship can be forever......
HaPpy bIrThDaY,,,,,,,,mY fRieNd!!!!!!

wHat r fRieNd fOr ???

笑死人的十二星座‏

白羊座

媽媽經常叮囑羊羊：「 穿裙子時不可以盪鞦韆；不然，會被小男生看到裏面的小內褲哦！」
有一天，羊羊高興地對媽媽說：「今天我和小明比賽盪鞦韆，我贏了！」
媽媽生氣地說：「不是告訴過你嗎？穿裙子時不要盪鞦韆！」
羊羊驕傲地說：「可是我好聰明哦！我把裏面的小內褲脫掉了，這樣他就看不到我的小內褲了！」

（勇敢直率、敢作敢為的白羊）

金牛座

賣瓜小販：「 快來吃西瓜，不甜不要錢！」
饑渴的牛牛：「哇！太好了，老闆，來個不甜的！」

（持家、想出軌，又顧全自己的金牛）

雙子座

媽媽叫雙雙起床：「 快點起來！公雞都叫好幾遍了！」
雙雙說： 「公雞叫和我有什麼關係？我又不是母雞！」

（自我意識強烈、自行思維的雙子）

巨蟹座

公車上，蟹蟹說：「今晚我要和媽媽睡！」
媽媽問道：「你將來娶了媳婦也和媽媽睡啊？」
蟹蟹不假思索：「嗯！」
媽媽又問： 「那你媳婦怎麼辦？」
蟹蟹想了半天，說：「好辦，讓她跟爸爸睡！」
媽媽：「 ！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（ ……-」
再看爸爸，已經熱淚盈眶啦！

（戀母情結、依戀的巨蟹）

獅子座

獅獅去參加奶奶的壽宴。
到了吃壽包的時 ? 獅獅問： 「我們為什麼要吃這種像屁股的壽包？」
眾人聽了臉色大變。
接著獅獅撥開壽包，看看裏面的豆沙，說：「奶奶，快看！裏面還有大便！」
眾人暈的暈，吐的吐。

（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的驕傲的獅子）

處女座

處處對肚臍很好奇，就問爸爸。
爸爸把臍帶連著胎兒與母體的道理簡單地講了一下，說：
「 嬰兒離開母體之後，醫生把臍帶減斷，並打了一個結，後來就成了肚臍。」
處處：「 那醫生為什麼不打個蝴蝶結？」

（好奇心強又追求完美的處女）

天秤座

父親對天天說：「 今天不要上學了，昨晚．．．你媽給你生了兩個弟弟。
你跟老師說一下就行了。」
天天卻回答：「爸爸，我只說生了一個；另一個，我想留著下星期不想上時再說！」

（聰明、權衡利弊的天平）

天蠍座

蠍蠍剛睡著，就被蚊子叮了一口。
他起來趕蚊子，卻怎麼也趕不出去。沒法，便指著蚊子說：「好吧，你不出去我出去！」
邊說邊出了房間，把門使勁關嚴得意地說：「哼！我今晚不進屋，非把你餓死不可！」

（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蠍）

射手座

射射：「 爸爸，為什麼你有那麼多白頭髮？」
爸爸：「 因為你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白頭髮呀！」
射射： …… （疑惑中）
射射：「 那為什麼爺爺全部都是白頭髮？」
爸爸：「！＠＃＄％︿＆＊! （ …… 」

（喜歡思考的射手）

摩羯座

一天，羯羯跟媽媽上街；走在路上，突然下起雨來。
媽媽拉過羯羯的小手，說：「下雨了，快往前跑啊！」
羯羯慢條斯理地問：「那前面就不下雨嘍！？」

（明白現實，懶得改變的摩羯）

水瓶座

瓶瓶問媽媽：「 為什麼稱蔣先生為『先人』？」
媽媽說：「 因為〝先人〞是對死去的人的稱呼。」
瓶瓶說：「 那去世的奶奶，是不是要叫『鮮奶』？」

（天生的另類、腦筋思考永遠和常人不一樣的水瓶）

雙魚座

爸爸給魚魚講小時候經常挨餓的事。
聽完後，魚魚兩眼含淚，十分同情地問：
「 哦，爸爸，你是因為沒飯吃才來我們家的嗎？]

（含豐富的同情心、不分情況的雙魚）

"""""dEcOrAtErs iN mY UkM lIfE"""""

They are members of dpli chinese society in UKM. It develop in 2009. Let me introduce one by one:

^-^ the one busy eating bread...is our ah head. Very li hai people. Small small size...but can drive a big big car...

^-^ the one show v....is our green lady. got so many green things. she always give alasan dat she accidentally buy the green one. also kaki shopping...

^-^ the one carry big, heavy, black beg...is our most hardworking partner. extremely "geng"in taking notes during kuliah. when lecturer ask, her answer is straight to de point. walau...ehhh...

^-^ the one smile sweetiest...is our excellent connector. she "ngam"wt anybody. I beleve dat she can survive in any place eventhough different language, different races.

^-^ the one play hide-n-seek in photo...is our fastest friend in doing homework. she is de champion in finishing de assignment. is very hard to imagine dat....when u juz start certain assign, she already finish dat job.so avoid uself to find her at room...u will be very tension.juz try if u don believe...

^-^ the one seem blowing bubbles in her cup of coffee...is our philosophy facilitator. talent in telling philosophy story.so, if u deal wt her something bout philosophy, better listen 2 her.no need 2 waste u air liur...

Without u all, my study life in ukm will turn to black n white.......

### Nothing to buy ###

Once upon a time (actually is last Tuesday afternoon), my mum and I met at mid valley. We juz jalan-jalan coz nothing to buy......We go to survey sport shoes, swimming suits and sport accessories. The price is much different compared wt before. We spent 5 hours in mid valley. Before dat, mum say nothing 2 buy. But after 5 hours, we bring 8 big packet of things. That's the meaning of "nothing to buy".

<<< bAbY bOy >>>

" En Zol is not here....he ask us to decorate our blog..." said Jovie. "Yes......" I so excited....After finished dis class, I went back 2 home 2 see baby boy....

Look at the picture....cute lehhhhh....He look different again by juz din see him for 2 days.....Miss him liao....eventhough I juz come back hostel only few hours....

^^^uShEr^^^

Sunday nite, my friends and I had been informed that....we will be duty as usher for the programme 2morow. Normally, usher is pengiring for VIP. I hairan why we can be selected. Usually, this kind of job is always done by people who always take part of dat programme. Padahal, we dont know anything about dat programme.

I attended meeting on Sunday nite. Rupa-rupanya, usher here is totally diferent wt wat in my mind. This usher need to guide people who smaller than me, need to walk across the road, cannot wear beautiful dress coz direct contact wt sunlight, berpeluh peluh when on duty, as part time traffic man when crossing the road, control them in making noise....

A very "special" experience in becoming "special" usher....

...MAJLIS PERLANCARAN PERMATA PINTAR...

Majlis perlancaran permata pintar telah dilancarkan di UKM pada 2 Mac 2009 di bilik senat, canselori. Kita, pelajar dpli menerima arahan hari Sabtu, 28 Feb untuk menjayakan program ini. Sebanyak 30 pelajar telah dipilih sebagai "sukarelawan" untuk malancarkan tentatif program ini. Pelajar yang lain pula berperanan untuk mengisikan tempat kosong dalam bilik senat untuk menwujudkan suasana meriah program ini.

Saya telah diberi tugas sebagai pengiring. Pukul 7.30 pagi, saya dengan ahli-ahli yang lain bersiap sedia untuk tunggu di dataran masjid untuk menyambut ketibaan pelajar. Semua pelajar dijemput untuk bersarapan di dataran canselori sebelum menjalankan online test. Yang menarik sekali adalah, semua kereta kena berhenti untuk memberi laluan kepada pelajar-pelajar masa on the way pergi dataran canselori.

Selepas bersarapan, sebahagian pelajar telah dibawa ke makmal fakulti pendidikan untuk menjalankan test. Didapati bahawa markah test bagi kebanyakan pelajar adalah kurang dari 50%. Mereka diberi masa 1 am untuk menjawab. Setelah habis menjawab, pelajar-pelajar disambut untuk pergi makan tengah hari.

Lebih kurang 1.30pm, pelajar-pelajar bersiap sedia balik.....

bUat bAiK dibAlAs BuRuk...

Orang yang baik,

tak minta balasan drpd apa yang mereka telah buat.

Tapi, selalunya orang baik tak dibalas baik.

Sebaliknya, mereka dibalas buruk.

Dlm movie,

Org baik selalunya mati cepat...

Org jahat berumur panjang...

Kenapa???

Adakah ini dugaan???

Saya tak tau...

Sungguh mengelirukan...

～～抉择～～

人在成长过程难免遇到挫折，

懂得保护自己也要懂得爱自己。

生命的乐章看你怎样去谱写。

逃避不一定得到，

面对不一定难受，

得到不一定能长久，

失去不一定能再有，

转身不一定最软弱，

别急着说别无选择，

别以为世上只有对与错，

许多事情的答案不只一个。

所以我们永远都有路可以走。

你能找到理由难过也一定能快乐，

懂得放心的人找到轻松，

懂得遗忘的人找到自由，

懂得关怀的人找到朋友！

Does labtop detector exist???

FYI from the EE/RF experts:
The detector detects battery in the labtop which is still active even labtop is in off mode. Usually battery has internal clock that clock up bettery fuel gauge IC. This clock generate RF signal which can be picked up by the detector.
Even the wifi, bluetooth or the entire notebook is completely off, it can still be detected via radio frequency, so never leave your labtop, pda, handphone.....in the car coz people know. The device are not expensive, it costs less than RM50 for the thieves to start the "business".

'''''''Seminar Permata Pintar UKM'''''''

Sememangnya hari ni ada kelas pada pukul 9.00am. Lebih kurang pukul 8.10am, saya terima mesej bahawa kelas telah ditukar ke pps.....

Untuk pergi ke destinasi pps, kami sekelompok orang pun naik bas pertama untuk sampai ke fakulti pendidikan. Kemudian, kami naik satu lagi bas untuk ke pps. Lepas tu, kena jalan kaki naik tiga bukit untuk sampai ke dewan tersebut. kami sampai lebih kurang 9.30am. Masa sampai, baru tahu rupa-rupanya adalah untuk hadiri seminar. Seminar mula lambat.

Seminar tersebut telah menjemput duo orang pakar-pakar CTY (CENTER FOR TALENTED YOUTH) dari Johns Hopkins University untuk memberikan ceramah. UKM juga akan melancarkan program PERMATApintar pertama sekali pada 2 Mac ini kepada pelajar Malaysia 9-15 tahun. Mereka dapat menduduki SARINGAN IQ PERMATA pintar IQ UKM 1.

Dalam seminar tersebut, pakar pakar CTY juga memperkenalkan alt pembelajaran yang menarik, iaitu menerapkan bahan pembelajaran dalam computer game design. Seminar yang "berisi", agak menarik dan menarik perhatian saya.....

1St bAgE sTuDenTs...

First time I taught in government school....at SRJK (C) Choong Wen, Kuchai Lama. I'm very lucky...became class teacher in "top" students class for half year.

For me, "good students" is cannot evaluate through their academic results. Their attitude are also been considered in my evaluation.

Thanks for you all. I appreciate it....and sorry because didn't inform you all before I go....

New Name....

This few days, I am busy in searching my nephew's name. He just borned for two weeks. A lot of name I had been searched. According to chinese tradision, the baby boy is lack of water in his life. So we need to choose the name related to water. Besides that, I also need to care of his name's pronounciation. The name also cannot same with other relatives even one words. If not, it will be not good for both of them. I also try to search the nice, suitable and unique christian name to him. Same like chinese name, the meaning of christian name must be positive. Finally, after discuss with my sister, the new baby boy name had been decided.

My conclusion, it is not easy to have a name which is best, unique, meaningful and suitable. So, appreciate your name....